btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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