how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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