I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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