I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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