Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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