there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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