doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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