Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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