Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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