So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
A bitchslap is in order.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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