Small penises have feelings too.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
false alarm, still single
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