these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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