All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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