Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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