Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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