You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
handjob tips. give me some.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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