It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We were destined to go to rehab together
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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