shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We are two peas in an std pod
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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