why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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