You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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