My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Floor bacon is actually really good
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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