Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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