my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just gift wrapped bread.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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