I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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