if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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