Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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