I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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