BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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