Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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