I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Boobs speak an international language.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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