we have pet lesbian snakes
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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