Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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