She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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