we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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