You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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