But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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