yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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