i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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