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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone

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(480): View more from Arizona

I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.

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(818): View more from California

And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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(720): View more from Colorado

I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it

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(916): View more from California

Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?

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