Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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