But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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