How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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