Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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