Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
