Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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