You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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