I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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