Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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