just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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