windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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