Dual....:-)
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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