Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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