using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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