Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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